No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
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