flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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