doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
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