i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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