I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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