And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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