sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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