handjob tips. give me some.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
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