Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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