It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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