Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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