I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
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