Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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