last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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