I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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