I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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