TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
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