I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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