super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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