these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
I think I have vodka in my lungs
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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