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dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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