idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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