Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
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