Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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