No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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