Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
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