It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
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