The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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