It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
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