Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
The adults are the big ones right?
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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