Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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