Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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