38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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