More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
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