This girl is more easily done than said...
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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