My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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