Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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