Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Randomize
