i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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