when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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