alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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