no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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