never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Randomize
