all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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