what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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