i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
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