so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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