You work out of a Hotel?
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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