Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Randomize