Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
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