I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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