WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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